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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Whatever your do, don't commit identity fraud at BYU

SO flash back to my road trip this weekend. I wasnt really involved in this situation...but i was. I think its the funniest thing ever so im passing it on.
So let me set the mood, friday night we didnt get home til atleast 3:30...well the boys i know stayed up way longer than that..doing boy things.
Well connor, ricky, and nate had an intramural soccer game at 8 in the morning and i guess connor didnt want to get up to play. Cody however was totally down, so connor suggested that cody take his BYU card and just cover the face while signing in, no big deal. Its one soccer game for an intramural team who barely have enough players to play.
Well Cody walks up and shows the intramural lady, who the way i picture her has never played sports in her life wears a floppy hat and has a sunburned nose, the card and covers the face. The lady then says ...DONT COVER THE FACE! and takes the card from cody. She looks at the card (connor) then looks at cody...and if you know them...THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE...nothing at all. so the lady was like THIS ISNT YOU!!
cody is like yeah im connor...ricky butts in and is like..yeah he just got a hair cut!! hahaha..
so this lady obviously isnt convinced so she goes to another guy to ask his opinion if its really him. So they finally for sure decide its not him. They want codys name, for some reason. And they were like really? haha fine CODY! haha he doesnt go there so who cares? well they tell cody that his friend(connor) will have to pick his card up from the intramural office. They were like really? can we just have it? and they were like no this is identity fraud!!! hahaha..and they are thinking..ok..identity fraud for an intramural soccer game...even if they won ...what are they going to get ...a tshirt? hahah
so i thought that was the end of it.
NOPE. we get a text from them today saying they are getting suspended. so we werent sure if it was for the incident or for something unrelated. Cause really the only person up there truly involved was connor.
But nope wrong again. They sat them all down and told them that they were suspending them. Ricky says that he was laughing, because really this whole thing is ridiculous. OH and to go further...they wanted an interview with cody. im assuming so they could call him to repentance for identity fraud. hahaha. but no ricky tells them that he is really from vegas and isnt ever coming back because the intramural people were a-holes and dont welcome friendly vistors.
hahaha oh man. totally funny

Anyway basically life is great. even though i still get down from time to time about the whole boy thing. but i have the best support systems. I think its funny how after the ending all the truth comes out...ike i knew he wasnt a good guy...i knew he wasnt good for you. but its all good. I have the best friends ever. and family

tomorrow i think im going to some haunted houses with some friends it should be really fun :)


OH AND BOYS CORRECT ME IF ANY OF THIS STORY IS FALSE

3 comments:

brightonislove said...

oh man. i love it.

Jana said...

hahahaha, that is so ridiculous. freaking byu.

. said...

THAT Is HILARIOUS! BYU sucks dude...what the crap thats so funny! thats the best story to tell their children tho!